Sep 15, 2007

How Breaking Up With "The Bundle Of Joy", "The Neverending Source Of Happiness And Pleasures", Can Be Damaging For Some People's Feelings And Moods

It is a week since I'm going downhill faster and faster without even having the slightest idea where I might end up. I broke up with "the one", "the second one", not more than a week ago and the history seems to repeat itself only that at a deeper, darker, more depressive level...i guess after years from the first "great expectation" it was only natural to be even worse the second time it happened. And what a great love story it was this one, a story of passion and love never encountered yet, a love so strong and unbeatable that lasted over time and space and brought together many ears in every corner of the world, listening while hearts were growing bigger and happier while the story was told by the old ones by the fire...for the eventual dummies gullible enough to believe that shit...
In fact this one was a story of lies, deceit and treachery, uglier than the ugliest story ever told...
And the story goes like this:
"Once upon a time...about 2 years ago...there was a small town somewhere on an island far far away. And this town was a place so dark and evil that even the bravest of men wouldn't dare go in...and stay more than a few weeks on holiday, drinking, doing drugs, fucking whores and exposing themselves to all kinds of nasty venereal diseases and not only...
And in this town of doom one day...or night,depending on the reader's timezone...set foot a young man, troubled and lost, running from a life that deprived him of all its goodness and happiness. The town welcomed him with a hot, wild embrace and a smoky, blurry look...mostly caused by the quantity of alcohol he consumed on the way there...but this look wasn't totally unfamiliar to the young hero. He wasn't easily scared as he grew up in a world full of perils and danger so he ventured open-hearted into the hot, evil jungle of that city ready to face the dangers lying ahead. And he had a tough fight for his life, money and mental sanity but successful and promising for the first year daring to hope in a bright, happy ending but an evil creature who almost killed him years before, the very reason of its life's falling into ruins, that evil creature was looking for him creeping in the darkest corners of that town...and besides that at every street's corner, in bars, in malls and anywhere else anyone can think of...planning ahead his inevitable demise.

*Note: all men do know, recognize and identify that evil creature, by its distinctively good smell, shiny, glowing, angelic appearance, sound and mannerisms and by its extraordinary ability to gain access to the brain's most wanted hormones -adrenaline, serotonine and endorphine- and totally screwing with them till men lose all control, cash and desire to live and/or experience other creatures, going by the name of "woman one falls in love with".

And one night when our young hero least expected it, the creature attacked and left its deepest bite in the hero's body...now, it would be simply impolite to discuss any further details referring to the ominous attack, however, we believe that almost anybody over the age of 14 could figure out the story so we leave this up to the reader's imagination, also a method of verifying and confirming the existence of totally brain dead individuals who surely will misinterpret that situation...
The second day and from then on, the hero started to change little by little without even noticing, while the poison slowly was taking over his sanity and health. He became strangely attracted and bedazzled by it, getting closer and closer to the creature and obsessively thinking about it all the time. Fights became harder and harder, and the hero started losing one by one slowly covering himself in scars, bruises and weakness...u see, this creature was totally subduing his will, his logic and his strength and using them to satisfying its own needs for life, while inducing in his brain a fake world designed to replace the cruel reality with a bright place called happiness...until he finally fell under its command completely forgetting even the very principles that guided him until then and ensured his survival.
This world painted by evil was beautiful, the kind of world from which no one would ever want to part with and the dreamy rewards given by evil were as beautiful and heart soothing as the world they were placed in and our hero blinded by those chemicals gave in and started living the lie while the creature was sucking the very living life force out of him...beside other things...
And she was so twisted, so deformed and deceiving that she almost corrupted his heart at that level where the hero almost had a baby with the creature, however, faith smiled upon him when with a strike of luck the creature "lost his baby"...but at that time the poison was so strong that the hero looked at that with the eyes of the madman...worlds collapsed for him, mountains crumbled, rivers bled and life seemed to an end. His heart grew darker and his soul bared now an even heavier burden. The creature continued its infestation with no regret or remorse just with more and more audacity.
The hero was totally addicted, subdued and lost and he didnt even know it...He tried to make up for the loss, he tried even harder after that and quickened his ruin...in other words, instead of seeing the truth, he believed the bitch...
And after one year and a half of continuous poisoning and destroying his life the creature decided to move away from him since his life resources were depleted almost completely...the worst thing about this creature is actually that it's not lethal and usually after it leaves, the affected idiot is left with a strong pain that could last from, at least a few months to, for some, probably the rest of their life...the hero was left to face reality again in the worst possible situation and all of a sudden his eyes opened again looking over the face of truth while his body, his soul and his mind were suffering dearly covered in scars and blood.
Still, even though he thought he was dying now for the second time, even though this time the pain and the scars were much heavier and deeper, he could find the strength to hope that maybe he will find a place under the sun where this creature wont find him and there he could live in peace the rest of his life treating his wounds.
But the poison wasnt gone from his body and mind and the pain was still there and the hero was still trapped in that world that never existed and although the hope was part of his heart, his pain would last a lifetime..."

*note: this story is a work in progress actually, therefore be advised that the hero said the same thing after the first time it happened, however, the situation changed briefly after the attack of the second evil creature. At present, he is treating his wounds made only by the second creature, the scars from the first one being now totally covered by the new ones ...
Any events, people, places and names depicted in this story are entirely real and accurate, the crew decided leave the truth unchanged in the hope of launching a message designed to stop these horrible attacks and bring a ray of light in the hearts of the afflicted worldwide.

Director's Notes:

The whole "love story" was in fact a fucking waste of time since the girl was a fucking insecure, undecided, lying, deceiving bitch who even if she had any love for me whatsoever, she failed miserably to show it in 99% of the situations. And while she always complained she isn't happy if we're not together, even after we ended it, she kept doing everything to ensure the lack of happiness and the final demise of the relationship, all that while blaming me and pretty much everyone else, but not herself, for all the "bad things" that happened.
I would like to thank her for all this time, for all the bullshit lies and little heart-fuck games she played for "losing" my baby while pregnant in 4 months and for fucking wasting my time and pissing me off with all the reasons and her modus operandi...THX BABE...BITCH!

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