Valentine's Day...what a bunch of crap!

valentine's day...im thinking today man have to prove women one more time how much they love them and they are willing to spend for them while women lie fuck around and have a fucking attitude all the time...yeah yeah for those out there who believe women are doing the same as us during today let me tell u something...bullshit! they do nothing besides taking a shower and spending 5 hours in the mirror "trying to look good for u on this special occasion"...like we dont take showers and put on deodorant and shit like that...and not only today but pretty much every day since it is called basic body hygiene...what else does a woman usually do today?cooking a nice dinner?putting on a nice dress after having a shower and spending half a day admiring herself in the mirror?giving u the best sex night of your entire year?...damn man are such retards sometimes...they should do that every god damn day because thats all they do anyway...i didnt have girlfriends before giving me 5000 dollar watches or some piece of expensive jewllery not even flowers and chocolate bonbons for fuck's sake!...all they did was "looking their best just for me today!"...what the fuck are u doing the rest of the year my love?...this is the only question that comes to my mind when the universal line drops...the rest of the year u are doing your best to look your worst for me and to give me hell like there's no tomorrow?...well then, no wonder i come home drunk all the time i dont enjoy havin sex with u anymore and i call your momma an old cunt...coz i see u acting exactly like ur dad tells me his wife is acting all the time hahaha...but V's Day is the day when every woman gives her best to make their man happy...and we gotta give it to them some of them make such a good job out of it that have us fooled in tagging along for another entire year puttin up with their bullshit lies and excuses with their shitty attitude and moods and last but not least with that constant nagging that makes men have a shorter life expectancy than women since the beggining of time...u guys know what im talking about...even those who would read this by now while their wives are looking over their shoulder and slap them for laughing or nodding affirmatively...i mean men didnt get killed by the multitude of armed conflicts since the beginning of time but much rather by the constant nagging of the woman at home who made them pick up their bows and arrows axes forks etc etc and to go out looking for somebody to relieve their frustrations...men took the risk of being lethaly wounded, bleeding to death, having arms and legs chopped off and hanging all over the battle field during a war, they took that risk as a much easier alternative than staying at home listening to the constant BUZZ coming out of their women...if we look throughout history we will surely observe though that on the 14th of february the conflicts among men suddenly stop...on the 14th of february all men allover the world come to this truce or armistice for about a day or so...because their women are looking their best today only for them, they cook their best meal of the year, they put on the best dress and they give them the best sex...and men will do anything just to have this day...anything...i would ask though...why only on the 14th of feb u girls would do this ONLY FOR US?...i mean the rest of the year u just go ahead and give it to anybody while we are out chopping our limbs off, spilling our guts allover the place trying to make a living?...I heard a woman the other day making another self explanatory statement..."it is a woman thing!...u guys cant understand that!"...so in other words it is a woman thing to give their men hell 364-365 days a year for the price of a sole heavenly day on the 14th of february?...the woman who came up with this brilliant idea really was a genius if u ask me...most probably there was some sort of a secret feminist council some 50000 years ago when women suddenly decided to apply this strategy on their husbands for some reason...i mean just staying home cleaning around the cave and all that wasnt enough entertainment for a woman and they were getting really bored since there were no soap opera channels back then either so they decided to create their own...their husbands were coming home from hunting really tired sometimes injured and bruised carrying all the necessary things to ensure the survival of their families and women were waiting for them in front of the cage..."so where have u been till now u no good lazy cheating bastard huh? i bet u are hanging out at those degenerate unarticulate monkey whores' place again huh? what's wrong with u? i give u everything my hairless body my heart i wash ur mammoth jacket all the time i take care of your kids i clean this god damn cave while you arent even able to find me a bigger one with a back yard like the neighbors across the valley have and you are going to those monkeys all the time u shameless bastard how can u do that after i ruined my life being with u...(starts sobbing)...my mooma told me you're no good ... oh my, how stupid i was for letting u fool me (starts crying like crazy)..."
"but hunny, i was out hunting...i mmmean...i was...really...look i got the mammoth meat right here...and...i got really badly wounded my arm is broken i can barely feel my left leg...i got one ear missing...b-b-but ohhhhh i got a little present for u... it almost got me killed but i love u and i wanted to do it...i got u a new coat also...see?...that white one u liked so much from the polar bear's rear side...see?"
"oh really?...(stops crying for a second, her eyes start sparkling with curiosity and interest)...let me see...oh this is so nice...and how soft it is...ohhhh...but...hold on a sec...what is this?...this is not polar bear u lying bastard this is only a white wolf pelt (starts crying again even worse)...get out of here u lying neanderthal...(thinking for herself) thats it im gonna make ur life hell i got this new idea and im gonna share it with all my sistas in our secret meeting after u mongoloids leave again...thats it u better be home that day of the year when im willing to do some stuff for u mother fucker or else is just gonna be hell all year 'round...white wolf pelt my ass...is this how much u show me u love me?...i dont care u almost got killed...it would have been better if u did u no good lazy caveman...i'll show white wolf pelt...im only gonna wear this along with the other zebra thong u gave me last month only on lets say...hmmmm...14th day of february and then its up to u if u gonna be here or else im just gonna do it for the neighbor like i always do anyway when ur hunting hahaha"(starts chuckling evilishly)
the man is getting closer and closer to the point where he will club her down like the first day they met and fell in love with each other but this time not for the same reason... however, instead of letting the urge follow through he goes out trying to save what he believes is a life's hard work and goes away picking a fight with some other unfortunate bastard...
"no wonder i spend all my time at those monkeys' place... they are horny all the time and cant talk either...and they are always happy with a few bananas!..."

Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

im back i couldnt stay away from this...THIS STUFF IS ADDICTIVE!...once u get a hold of it that is! and anyway if u dont have things to put in here it is utterly useless...but it became the diary of the new generation...the future way of letting people know stuff about you inner workings and conflicts although diaries are supposed to be kept private...but i reckon everyone of us is crying for attention at times so what better way of drawing attention on yourself than having an online blog where anyone can see what freaky shit goes on in your head when you are too high on weed or to hyped up on speed and you cant sleep...i dont even wanna mention other stuff because some people might believe im doing drugs...and btw IM NOT DOING DRUGS...much...or more than others...ok i tried, TRIEEEED, like each and every one of us did once, although they swear on the bible with the wrong hand they didnt...not because they would be retarded or autistic but merely because they were too high on something at that time...and who didnt use drugs for one purpose or another regardless of their nature or country of provenience, of their effect and their status legal or illicit, pharmaceutical or designer drugs etc etc etc...WE ALL DOoooo IiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiT! BUT WE ARE A BUNCH OF HyPOCRITS!
anyway it wasnt exactly the subject i had in mind afterall i was trying to come across and initiate new interhuman connections that would reach beyond the barriers of time space and server limits...if only i could remember what my idea was before i got trapped in this little speech...
aaa right! i was saying that this method of posting on a blog seems to me the next level in the treatment of the people who need ... or believe they need... to see a psychologist.
yes thats right it can replace a boring guy with glasses and an uncomfortable leather sofa while having the same effects and for a considerably smaller price...yup! lets think about it a little...having the time to actually get in touch with yourself...not to touch yourself...U ALL DO THAT IT U HYPOCRITS... admit it!!!...but to get in touch with yourself...allows u to get to know yourself more and realize u have issues of some sort...and thats the first step...admitting we have issues and identifying them...next step is slowly but surely dealing with those issues and finding the answer to the questions u never knew u had asked yourself till then...some wise guy once said that instead of looking in the outer space for knowledge maybe we should start looking from within...maybe not literally like this...or maybe it wasnt even a wise guy...or any guy at all...who came up with this line...but it seems to be describing pretty accurately what a bunch of ignorant bastards we are as a race...and once u started answering your own questions maybe then your entire perspective on an issue will be put in a new light or be given the privilege of a solution without calling in "professional help" ... and even more than only that people do read these things...some of them with a morbid curiosity even :)...and can express their opinions on whatever shit u put down giving u even more insight into the core of your problems...it is a win win situation if u ask me...then again if u ask me a lot of things would be different about the world...for example i would legalize drugs all of them with no exception not because i would use those or because of some other considerations but simply to see how many suckers die in the first year due to drug abuse...we would get rid of a lot useless dickheads i'll tell u that right now!
besides that governments will stop chasing ghosts and win elections based on some ficticious drug busts that dont cover 5% of the world drug traffic anyway and make way for some others that might have better ideas or at least worse so we could see both sides of the page...yeah why not in the end?
humanity is self distructive since the dawn of civilization so one way or another we will all end up in killing eachother openly or covertly so why not approach this all life and death concept more lightly then? it's not like somebody escaped from dying and lived happily everafter...i mean maybe the first time but then they lived happily till they died again...and this time with no return ticket on that flight outta here!...instead of being preocupied with some crappy shit like this maybe we should consider turning to more important subjects than life and death...our life and death btw... maybe we should think about enjoying what we have for as long as we have it without thinking about what's gonna happen next because tomorrow isnt ours we all live today and today only...and once we start thinking about that we see new horizons opening in front of our red-from alcohol and lack of sleep-eyes and we can reach further in the search for our inner persona...instead of striving to be what society makes of us all our lives what other people like to see in us maybe we should just kick back sit down and follow nature's course do what we wanna do and stop paying attention to what others believe life is for us...and im not implying becoming a bunch of lazy bastards whose only puropse in life is to sleep in the sun and eat nature's goods but rather free ourselves from all these chains that society strapped us down with and be free ... but this is such a hard thing to accomplish isnt it?...

just getting started

damn it took me a while to start using this although more and more people do it on a regualr basis already...i was thinking about some of my friends back home whom i havent seen or even talked to in years and it is so fucking hard to just keep in touch with everybody especially if sometimes i find hard enough to keep in touch with myself or even the reality around me.just a few days ago i was thinking whats going on back home generally speaking since i left for almost 2 years now and so many things must have happened in the meantime i should be overwhelmed just by going through the news from the last 6 months not mentioning even older ones...damn the world changes and sometimes u dont even give a shit until u realize it is a completely different one when u wake up from an alcohol or drugs induced slumber after months and months of abusing youself and everybody else around you, after floating in between worlds you didnt even know they existed but they seemed so awkwardly familiar and relaxing that u wouldnt even wanna go back again...reality sucks bigtime isnt it? hmmm...anyway, as i was saying i was startled to find out that people and metalities can change so drastically so quickly especially when the mirage of a better world lies always ahead of us..."the americans will save us" this was the one back in the age of communism, "liberty and democracy will make us better people", this one was the one during the transitional period of a Romania crippled and torn apart by years of abuse and corrpution, now "the EU is our savior" is the lastest mirage we are confronted with and by far maybe the best looking one of all...therefore with Romania joining the EU romanians started to change attitudes mentalities points of view perspectives on life, society,education, well, pretty much everything in this neverending battle to comply to a new system and a new form of brainwashing...which is good if im just thinking about how they are going to get to believe this is better than what we had before...it is always better isnt it? until its ineficiency is proven and everybody is already trapped in the system brainwashed and ready to be oiled as all the other small wheels that make all this system revolve around the natural order of things...but enough of that since i wasnt keen on expressing my political views around here since nobody would give a damn about it anyway and more than that there will always be some "righteous" chosen one who will find it fit to criticize my opinion for some reason or another...
as i was saying i was checking out the news and these are only a few titles that lured my attention and wasted my time in the process of disecating and trying to find some logic in them...check these out:

1. the moving of flocks became illegal after Romania joined the EU earlier on this january

what the fuck is that?
i mean shepherds are moving their flocks periodically for more or less 2000 years back home and now the Eu decided sheep arent allowed to travel anymore...if anyone can believe this shit! i mean it is totally puzzling where exactly this idea generated and who exactly was the genius who thought "oh, moving flocks is very very bad for the progress of the romanian economy so sheep are grounded!...the shepherds have to report to some lab nerds now from the health department exactly what their intinerary is and wait for the approval before going anywhere. it's like these guys are gonna take field trips for each and every flock before they approve the moving and decide if that grass is edible or if that water is potable...i mean how would they even know what a sheep thinks about it anyway...maybe they just think "ooo it's the wavy green thingy again...i missed it so much during the white cold thingy season...it's green it's a lot i'll eat it!" or "oh look at the sparkly thing flowing down the road...i feel all tingly in the throat now...I ...MUST...DRINK...IT!" maybe these distinguished gentlemen are afraid or concerned that sheep will catch some cold if they're taken too high up in the mountains or they will get to suffer from decompression sickness if they're taken way under the sea level for some reason...can you imagine how many barometric chambers we would need after?...
and now after who knows how many nights of deep thinking they decided sheep must be dealt with since they pose such a threat to the entire romanian economic system escalating further if we sit and think about what must have been in those so busy little brains lately...people are stupid but these people are keen in making it public too.
besides the fact that sheep have been awarded restraining orders for their centuries of contribution to the nation's well being now the shepherds arent allowed to sell their products outside their area of operations...in other words shepherds from the plains wo will be caught trying to smuggle cheese and wool into the mountain area and viceversa will be severely punished...i mean other countries concern themselves with organized crime cartels, drugs, serial killers, terrorists and others as such and we are dealing with a whole range of extremely dangerous shepherds and their infamous flocks of sheep...new laws will be given, the white scourge of smelly leaking cheese being illegally trafficked north to south and east to west all over the romanian countryside will soon replace all the other "minor" "white" drugs, if we can even call them that since not all of them are actually white but only a few, will be soon forgotten while the romanian society will face the danger of this new antichrist...fuck people are stupid! i was going to list a few other titles from the romanian news-for-retards but i got pissed off already...maybe i will do it later on or even drop the subject since it seems to be resembling a lot to Don Quijote's fight with the wind mills...yeah fuck it!gotta go! later dudes...and dudesses!:)