damn it took me a while to start using this although more and more people do it on a regualr basis already...i was thinking about some of my friends back home whom i havent seen or even talked to in years and it is so fucking hard to just keep in touch with everybody especially if sometimes i find hard enough to keep in touch with myself or even the reality around me.just a few days ago i was thinking whats going on back home generally speaking since i left for almost 2 years now and so many things must have happened in the meantime i should be overwhelmed just by going through the news from the last 6 months not mentioning even older ones...damn the world changes and sometimes u dont even give a shit until u realize it is a completely different one when u wake up from an alcohol or drugs induced slumber after months and months of abusing youself and everybody else around you, after floating in between worlds you didnt even know they existed but they seemed so awkwardly familiar and relaxing that u wouldnt even wanna go back again...reality sucks bigtime isnt it? hmmm...anyway, as i was saying i was startled to find out that people and metalities can change so drastically so quickly especially when the mirage of a better world lies always ahead of us..."the americans will save us" this was the one back in the age of communism, "liberty and democracy will make us better people", this one was the one during the transitional period of a Romania crippled and torn apart by years of abuse and corrpution, now "the EU is our savior" is the lastest mirage we are confronted with and by far maybe the best looking one of all...therefore with Romania joining the EU romanians started to change attitudes mentalities points of view perspectives on life, society,education, well, pretty much everything in this neverending battle to comply to a new system and a new form of brainwashing...which is good if im just thinking about how they are going to get to believe this is better than what we had before...it is always better isnt it? until its ineficiency is proven and everybody is already trapped in the system brainwashed and ready to be oiled as all the other small wheels that make all this system revolve around the natural order of things...but enough of that since i wasnt keen on expressing my political views around here since nobody would give a damn about it anyway and more than that there will always be some "righteous" chosen one who will find it fit to criticize my opinion for some reason or another...
as i was saying i was checking out the news and these are only a few titles that lured my attention and wasted my time in the process of disecating and trying to find some logic in them...check these out:
1. the moving of flocks became illegal after Romania joined the EU earlier on this january
what the fuck is that?
i mean shepherds are moving their flocks periodically for more or less 2000 years back home and now the Eu decided sheep arent allowed to travel anymore...if anyone can believe this shit! i mean it is totally puzzling where exactly this idea generated and who exactly was the genius who thought "oh, moving flocks is very very bad for the progress of the romanian economy so sheep are grounded!...the shepherds have to report to some lab nerds now from the health department exactly what their intinerary is and wait for the approval before going anywhere. it's like these guys are gonna take field trips for each and every flock before they approve the moving and decide if that grass is edible or if that water is potable...i mean how would they even know what a sheep thinks about it anyway...maybe they just think "ooo it's the wavy green thingy again...i missed it so much during the white cold thingy season...it's green it's a lot i'll eat it!" or "oh look at the sparkly thing flowing down the road...i feel all tingly in the throat now...I ...MUST...DRINK...IT!" maybe these distinguished gentlemen are afraid or concerned that sheep will catch some cold if they're taken too high up in the mountains or they will get to suffer from decompression sickness if they're taken way under the sea level for some reason...can you imagine how many barometric chambers we would need after?...
and now after who knows how many nights of deep thinking they decided sheep must be dealt with since they pose such a threat to the entire romanian economic system escalating further if we sit and think about what must have been in those so busy little brains lately...people are stupid but these people are keen in making it public too.
besides the fact that sheep have been awarded restraining orders for their centuries of contribution to the nation's well being now the shepherds arent allowed to sell their products outside their area of operations...in other words shepherds from the plains wo will be caught trying to smuggle cheese and wool into the mountain area and viceversa will be severely punished...i mean other countries concern themselves with organized crime cartels, drugs, serial killers, terrorists and others as such and we are dealing with a whole range of extremely dangerous shepherds and their infamous flocks of sheep...new laws will be given, the white scourge of smelly leaking cheese being illegally trafficked north to south and east to west all over the romanian countryside will soon replace all the other "minor" "white" drugs, if we can even call them that since not all of them are actually white but only a few, will be soon forgotten while the romanian society will face the danger of this new antichrist...fuck people are stupid! i was going to list a few other titles from the romanian news-for-retards but i got pissed off already...maybe i will do it later on or even drop the subject since it seems to be resembling a lot to Don Quijote's fight with the wind mills...yeah fuck it!gotta go! later dudes...and dudesses!:)
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